Friday, July 6, 2007
Strange Fired from General Mercy under Suspicious, Smelly Cloud
Aug 21st 2007- Surgeon Aloysius Strange is fired from GM under suspicious circumstances. Reporters swarm as he exits the GM building.
“In the years to come you all will see I was undeniably correct in my assumptions, both philosophically and mechanically. All my calculations are unerringly accurate.”
No one could tell what he meant, and it was lunchtime anyway, so all reporters went and got Thai Food to celebrate Reporter’s Day.