Friday, July 6, 2007

Limo Driver Gives Death the Finger

Aug 15th 2007- Brooklyn NY- In a bizarre reversal of yesterday’s post, accident victim Samuel Murphy’s condition has been upgraded from dead to alive. Resident Doctor A. Strange performs experimental surgery, apparently successfully. Authorities have the matter under investigation. Patient Samuel Murphy remains under heavy sedation, apparently caused by his own Molson intake before the accident two days ago.

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