Tuesday, July 10, 2007

Serenity enforced by Robots


April 29th, 2015- Tokyo- Tomo Robotics announces the newest in personal security…. The Tomo Five line of mechanical bodyguards. Only five are commissioned and are assigned immediately to the task of guarding the Emperor. During the Cherry Blossom Ceremony, they are clearly vigilant and menacing. The civilian populace appears uneasy at this development.
“Domestic violence must be curbed,” drones a Tomo spokesman, “even if it involves some brutality.”

This announcement makes no sense, even to the Japanese, which is saying quite a bit.

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