Sunday, July 8, 2007

Intrepid Reporter Eggs Geeky Professor

Oct 1st, 2012- Real Estate Settlement Concluded.
After heated opposition from all clear thinking community groups, the estate of the Lazarus Farm has been sold to Professor Aloysius Strange, the same Aloysius Strange currently under indictment for Identity Fraud and Treason. Oh, and fishmongering.
In a televised interview, Strange states, “ I’ve always desired a diminutive domicile to call my own. A white picket fence, a neural accelerator… a few gravity benders and…. it’s just like home.”
Then an unidentified reporter threw an egg. I couldn't help myself. I hate that guy.

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