Sunday, July 8, 2007
Did Astronauts Shoot Holes In Weather Balloon?
Aug 30th, 2007- Dallastown PA- Experimental weather balloon crashes during a freak lightning storm. A witness on the scene states,
“Yeah, I seen it. Me and my cousin Wayne was there. It was a saucer though man, just like in the tv. There was smoke coming off it and it was sorta wobbling, then there was this huge explosion, man there was s**t everywhere. It was awesome!”
Local Air Force Spokesman Roger Bentwater disagrees.
"Please ignore the deranged ramblings of this guitar playing pothead. As our study clearly shows, chain lightning struck the falling weather balloon as reflections of Venus glanced off the ionosphere. So there is nothing to see here. Go back to watching Oprah!”