Wednesday, July 11, 2007

The Daily Socket Sells Out....Splitters!

November 16th, 2015- New Sponsor- TrOut Cold Adult Beverage!

Tired of drinking stale Coronas while smoking cheap hand- rolled Turkish Cigarettes? Fed up with waking up in a bus station restroom face down in a puddle of what you hope is your own filth? Me neither, but now there is a new product that does all these things and more! The Strange Compound has begun manufacturing a new and dangerous intoxicant, which promises to destroy the fabric of Time and Space. Best of all, it’s low-carb!

Try the Astronaut’s Choice- TrOut Cold Brand Fish Paralyzer. You won’t be sorry… until later.

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